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"If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power."
The 34th President of the United States, Dwight D. Eisenhower
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T.R Roughrider
Mar 22 min read
MAGA Introduces ‘Reparations for Republicans’ Fund – Because They’re the Real Victims
MAR-A-LAGO, FL – In a stunning new grift, Donald Trump has announced the launch of the ‘Reparations for Republicans’ fund, an initiative...
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Franklin's Ghost
Mar 22 min read
Thomas Jefferson’s Ghost Returns, Sues GOP for Defamation
In a supernatural turn of events, the restless spirit of Thomas Jefferson has materialized to formally sue the modern Republican Party...
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T.R Roughrider
Mar 22 min read
Nikki Haley Denies Selling Out, Says Her Soul Was Always on Layaway.
Columbia, South Carolina – After months of shifting positions faster than a weathervane in a hurricane, former South Carolina Governor...
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T.R Roughrider
Mar 22 min read
CPAC 2027: Set to Introduce New "Reality TV" Format
"Contestants Compete to Prove Loyalty to Trump" says one CPAC planner. WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bid to keep their movement fresh and...
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T.R Roughrider
Mar 22 min read
The Bull Moose Doctrine: Pro-Business, Pro-Governance, Pro-Democracy
The Bull Moose 2.0 movement is built on a simple but powerful idea: America is strongest when we uphold free enterprise, good governance,...
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Lincoln's Ghost
Mar 23 min read
Breaking the MAGA Monopoly: Why America Needs a Real Conservative Alternative
For decades, the Republican Party prided itself on being the party of limited government, personal responsibility, and economic growth. ...
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Lincoln's Ghost
Mar 14 min read
Redefining Patriotism: How We Win Back Symbols of American Greatness
For too long, the loudest voices in American politics have hijacked the symbols that belong to all of us- the flag, the Constitution...
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Lincoln's Ghost
Feb 283 min read
Letter to Senator Jim Banks (R-IND)
Senator Banks, We have reached an even darker moment: An attempt to force a wartime leader and ally to grovel on American television just...
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Lincoln's Ghost
Feb 281 min read
BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES NEW NATIONAL MONUMENT – MOUNT TOUCHMORE
Mar-a-Lago, FL – In a historic announcement today, President Donald J. Trump unveiled his latest plan to honor America’s most...
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